A/N: I'm not great at crossposting, so I have a bit of a backlog. The humour is these is closer to mild slapstick than to true crack, but I think they might belong here anyway. :)

Title: Would-be Thieves
Author:
Beta:
Genre: RPF non-AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Wordcount: ~1k
Summary: A security guard stumbles upon a tipsy Jared and ( Read more... )

Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author: walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

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Title: Divine Fruit Ltd.
Author: walking_tornado
Pairing/Genre: Jared/Jensen, RPF AU, crack
Rating: R
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen is a peach and Jared is a banana. (written for spn_masquerade)

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Title: Better Than a Chocolate Bunny
Author: walking_tornado
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Wordcount: 1.3k
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen one-ups the Easter Bunny.

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Title: Dragon Heart
Author: meus_venator
Beta/Editor: fufaraw
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Characters: Jensen/Jared
Rating: PG
Words: 4,500
Summary: The strange new world they had awoken in had turned suddenly cold.
Warnings: crackish, angsty, fairytale, dystopian world
A/N: Inspired by a photo fufaraw found and sent me from tumblr

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Title: Late Nights at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,000

Summary: Jared and Jensen really love each other. With Chad’s help, they take the next step.
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared, panda!Jensen, schmoop, porn
Disclaimer: This did not happen. Ever. Seriously.
Notes: This month’s smpc. Timestamp to Night at the Zoo, in which Jared ( Read more... )

Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider ( Read more... )

Title: Holding his own
Author: walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k

Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel ( Read more... )

Please note, This is a SPN vid with a surprise non-AU RPF J2 centered vidlet at the end (around 2:25) that I consider crack. It's not listed on the genres because it's supposed to be a surprise. I'm not a RPS shipper and new to this comm, if this doesn't fit with the community rules please delete it.

Title: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas ( Read more... )